Urgent Plea For Help

All night long, whether by television or internet, I have been completely focused on C-Span.

And dare this damn liberal talk about his crush on Condi? Maybe in another post.

For now, I only ask one favor: Someone get me drunk enough so that I can get back to enjoying guilty pleasures. I have no business watching Obama and Condi politely argue positions with a look of such rapt attention on my face.

My poor wife shouldn't have to watch me get so excited about such things.