East of East Nashville, Hermit in Hermitage
"I'm drunk. U?""Way drunk now. Wish you were here.""Really wish you were here!""Can barely sefe [sic] to text. LOL""Whole body numb.""No more 4 me!""Brain gone.""Good nite. Love u."
I can't even drunk dial, let alone drunk talk. How does one even drunk text?!?
I believe that's from one of Shakespeare's sonnets, isn't it?
I have issue texting sober.Pretty impressive, if you ask me.
issues, rather, and I'm not even drunk.Dammit.
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I can't even drunk dial, let alone drunk talk. How does one even drunk text?!?
ReplyDeleteI believe that's from one of Shakespeare's sonnets, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI have issue texting sober.
ReplyDeletePretty impressive, if you ask me.
issues, rather, and I'm not even drunk.
ReplyDeleteDammit.