Remember when I used to think myself a writer?

If it weren't for the kids, I'd have nothing to share here at all.

In kids news, Paige just got home from the doctor. It seems that baby Samantha should make her out-of-womb debut on April 14th. Ari is really excited at the opportunity to change a real baby's diapers, but I'm imagining the novelty of that will get old quite quickly.

I enjoyed two articles in The New York Times Magazine yesterday. One was a story on Twitter's Fail Whale and the other explored the art of Facebook status updates.

What's new with you?