My daughter showed me a picture that she had drawn of me. I noticed that my stick-figured self had his head cocked to one side and I asked her why she drew me with my head leaning over.
"You're faded, Daddy. All boys start to fade when they get married," she explained.
Before I could ask her what she meant by that, her brother jumped in with his own retort. "Ari, girls fade too when they see how awesome boys are."