Saturday, March 10, 2007

Nashville. Lusty, and tough...with a wink.

For the last few years or so, I've always wanted to see the fun Panty Raid! Dames burlesque show whenever it performed in my native Nashville. Since I heard of them, I've probably had ten to fifteen opportunities and have not been able to make it out once. Whether it be work schedule or the "no mon, no fun" excuse, it just hasn't seemed meant to be.

Well, here comes another opportunity. In fact, Nashville is on their schedule a few times in the next month or two.
Well, that's quite the nice list of shows above. Of course, the one that looks to be the most entertaining is near the end. The April 21st birthday bash appears to be well worth whatever price they're charging. So...

Skip the early shows on purpose so go to the later one, risking something coming up and not seeing them at all? Or spend the bucks for the earliest opportunity, knowing that if something comes up and I can't go, at least there will be another chance coming up soon after.

No Wonder Her Head's In The Clouds

Her boyfriend is a wicked speller.

Beauty may be subjective, but I'm right about this.

It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon. The kids are napping and the house is quiet. It's the perfect time for my lovely wife and I to discuss serious issues in epistemology. But while we could talk and listen and learn all day long, I only really want to know one thing: What is it about Halle Berry that makes her so much more beautiful than every other living thing?

She's beautiful, yes, but when I ask around, no one else seems to have a chance. Almost every man I know gets all googly-eyed with any mention of Halle Berry. Just about every woman I talk to can think of no one prettier. When did she become the default image for perfect beauty? Personally, I'm more of a Beyonce man. But I bring up Beyonce to my wife and she's not swayed. There's just something about Halle, she says. Whatever. Beyonce's prettier.

Friday, March 09, 2007

For Bukowski

On this date in 1994, Charles Bukowski died of leukemia. Eight months ago, I took a stab at reading one of his poems outloud and uploaded it to youtube.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Bezes at the library


Above: Big Dude and Little Dude pose.

Below: Two pics taken simultaneously, one by Big Dude and the other by Little Dude.



Now if you'll excuse us, we have some books to check out.

Photographer, 3 year old JBez


...and Tom Petty sings, "I Was Born A Rebel."

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Scattered, Covered, Chunked and Cheat Sheet

The hat tip goes here.

The answer to how the Waffle House cooks keep track of all of those orders is here. (Hint: It's all about condiment packet placement.)

The red-haired girl with all of those cool tattoos works Friday night. Maybe I'll order an upside down mayonnaise packet with a side of two packets of ketchup in a T-shape.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Electric Cinema At My Eclectic Record Store

In a story about country radio the other day, The Tennessean quoted country musician Clay Walker.
Then, nearly 20 minutes into the hour-long discussion, after not having said so much as "hello," country musician and panelist Clay Walker casually piped up.

"I miss payola," Walker said. "When I came out in 1994, you could take a guy out to a ballgame, buy him sneakers and pay for his kid's private school and you'd form a great relationship. These days, I mean, it's become holier-than-thou at every radio station you go to. They can't accept anything."

Immediately for me, one album comes to mind: Robin Crow's Electric Cinema.

Back in my record store days, we all felt like WKRP's Johnny Fever when it came to deciding what tapes and CDs to play over the in-store system. We played what we liked and it often helped to sell the under-appreciated artists that our ears usually gravitated to. Because of co-workers Tina and Elena, a lot of customers (and me) knew how good bands like Nirvana and The Flaming Lips were months before the rest of the world did. I made sure to play Jellyfish as often as possible when I first discovered them, and am proud to know that I expanded their fanbase by a good 15 people or so.

The power of in-store play is awesome. Customers usually suspect that at least one of the record store employees is a fan of the music playing and will sometimes seek out that worker to talk about what he or she is hearing. It often translates into a sale but it feels very organic amidst all of the commerce. My favorite part of it was when that trust in taste part of it came into play. More than a few regular customers would eventually just come to me, ask me what I liked, and buy it sight unseen (or sound unheard).

Anyway, it was just a matter of time before we had our Dr. Fever mojo taken away. That Cincinnati disc jockey successfully resisted having to play songs from a list not of his choosing, but we record store employees weren't so lucky. In May of 1992, an excellent album of instrumental guitar was released by Robin Crow. It wasn't unlike a Joe Satriani record. It had a lot of fire and energy and sounded amazing. There was only one problem with it though. It was decided by others that we had to play it. Daily. Three times daily. And there was money involved. If someone from some marketing company called and asked us what we were playing, and we answered "Robin Crow," we got paid.

Some of us resisted more than others. Regardless, we heard that CD a few times a day. It could have been worse. At least it was a good piece of music. Although I think it was tougher for the girls who had brought me Nirvana and the grunge scene. Our district manager used to tease the staff at our store as being the most bohemian of all of the Nashville stores. I think he was mainly referring to the girls, but it was true that most of us bristled at the thought of corporate interference. Never mind that we were here as much for the paycheck as for our love for music. Regardless of any bristling, we still managed to play that CD a few times a day for however many weeks the promotion ran. Some of us answered that phone call for its coming reward, while others of us listened to that disc play for free.

Remembering back to those days after reading the Clay Walker quote, I can't help but wonder if I was a sellout for playing the disc for some possible cash or if I naive for not holding out for sneakers and a private school education for my kid.

Parthenon Echoes...parthenon echoes

From The Tennessean:
A free Friday night music series in planned weekly at the Parthenon through the month of April, Metro Public Parks and Recreation officials said.

The "Parthenon Echoes" concerts will feature acoustic performances from a string quartet, woodwind quartet and a choral group. They will be held each Friday night starting Apr. 6 at 6 p.m. at the foot of the Athena statue inside the Parthenon.

For more information, visit www.nashville.gov/parks or call 862-8424.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

"He's so money and he doesn't even know it."


There's this thing that I always notice about the two littlest at Chez Bez: She has this cute little laugh that is not unlike the laugh of Sesame Street's famous Ernie. He, however, laughs in a way that always reminds me of Vince Vaughn's drunken and arrogant Trent Walker from Swingers.

Oh boy.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

I Hope She Sings "(Looking for) The Heart of Saturday Night"

Pops is taking me to see Madeleine Peyroux Sunday night at Polk Theater. I'm a fan of hers based on the very few of her songs I've heard on the radio.

Tonight, I am cramming. I've pulled up her releases on Rhapsody and am giving a good listen to more of her songs. Tom Waits fan that I am, I immediately recognized that she covers his "(Looking for) The Heart of Saturday Night" on her latest CD. It's a winner. She changed it up just enough to make it her own. That's a big plus. There's not much that frustrates me more than hearing a cover of a song that is not much more than standard karaoke. Madeleine Peyroux definitely gives us her special interpretation and brings something new to our ears. In that is always the wonderful reward.

Nashville Scene: Madeleine Peyroux may just be the next great vocal interpreter of our time


NPR: Madeleine Peyroux's Nearly 'Perfect World'

Anyone else going?

Live at the Met, in Nashville, TN

Thanks to Jon at the blog, mushin no shin, I have learned that Opry Mills hosts simulcasted performances of the Metropolitan Opera Saturday Matinees. For the very affordable price of $18, this Nashvillian can get a taste of high culture from the Big Apple. I may be watching it on-screen instead of on stage, but I get to see it live as if I was in Lincoln Center itself - and not at prices ranging from $42 to $295 a seat.

The next performance is March 24 at 12:30. It is The Barber of Seville. I don't wish to give away the ending, but I am really looking forward to seeing the part where Bugs Bunny shaves Elmer Fudd's face ("Yoooou're so next!").

Thursday, March 01, 2007

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This He Believes

In my opinion, the following essay by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips is absolutely required listening or reading.

For NPR's This I Believe, his essay is entitled Creating Our Own Happiness.

An excerpt:
I noticed two people huddled together at the bus stop. To my eyes, they looked uncomfortable; they looked cold and they looked poor. Their coats looked like they came from a thrift store. They weren't wearing stuff from The Gap. I knew it because I'd been there.

The couple seemed to be doing their best to keep warm. They were huddled together, and I thought to myself, "Oh, those poor people in that punishing wind."

But then I saw their faces. Yes, they were huddling, but they were also laughing. They looked to be sharing a good joke, and suddenly, instead of pitying them, I envied them. I thought, "Huh, what's so funny?" They didn't notice the wind. They weren't worried about their clothes. They weren't looking at my car thinking, "I wish I had that."