It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon. The kids are napping and the house is quiet. It's the perfect time for my lovely wife and I to discuss serious issues in epistemology. But while we could talk and listen and learn all day long, I only really want to know one thing: What is it about Halle Berry that makes her so much more beautiful than every other living thing?
She's beautiful, yes, but when I ask around, no one else seems to have a chance. Almost every man I know gets all googly-eyed with any mention of Halle Berry. Just about every woman I talk to can think of no one prettier. When did she become the default image for perfect beauty? Personally, I'm more of a Beyonce man. But I bring up Beyonce to my wife and she's not swayed. There's just something about Halle, she says. Whatever. Beyonce's prettier.