I often here excited talk about something called Nutella. I don't know what it is. When I hear people use it in a sentence, I surmise that it is something sweet or tastes like something sweet or something like that.
The thing is, I have no desire to know what Nutella is. I don't even know if I am supposed to capitalize it when writing about it. And I don't want to know whether or not I should capitalize it or not. It is important to me that I never know what Nutella is. I want to be the last person on Earth (or is it earth) who doesn't know what it is.
So there. Thanks for reading my post about Nutella.