The two year old is potty training. Going number one is going well. This morning, he came into the computer room and said, "Daddy, I've got to pee." And so, I stopped my important work of reading blogs and walked with him to the bathroom.
He sat up on the toilet and let it flow...and flow...and flow. To this I exclaimed, "Wow, you really have to pee a lot. You must have had a lot to drink this morning."
His reply? "No, Daddy. I don't drink my pee."
Of course not. My mistake. Ahhh, parenting is pretty funny sometimes.