Samples from the tour:
"This is the lake where people go skinny-dipping."We laughed and she continued to talk about how beautiful the campus was and how I should check it out if I ever get back to North Carolina for a visit.
"This is the infirmary where they pass out birth control."
"This building...I think, is the Science building maybe?"
Going for humor, I said that I'd be sure to check out that lake.
Not missing a beat, she replied, "Just make sure you stop by the infirmary first. Just in case."