Ever hear of seborrheic keratosis? I got me some of that. Yep, a little bitty mark on my foot. I was a bit concerned that it might be some sign of diabetes, but my doc said it was a benign tumor, and of absolutely no concern. Why do I think it's cool that I have this thing with a long name on my foot? Because I am a weird, weird dude. That's why. Maybe I just really, really enjoy having an excuse to look stuff up on the internet. Other than that, I am pretty close to perfect.
Next week...blood work. Woo-hoo!
Edit to add:
Whatever you do, DO NOT Google Image Search this mess. Mine looks small and innocuous; those images on the net are harmful and gross. Those people must consult their dermatologists and now. Ewww.