While getting the stupid artificial Christmas tree out of the stupid storage closet, a stupid 20 lb. weight fell hard onto my toe.
Remember in A Christmas Story when Ralphie said "fudge," but he really said something else? Yep, I said that something else, too.
My wife asked me if I wanted to go to the ER. I gave the typical male answer.
And what kind of blogger would I be if I didn't post a picture of the pain?
(click below for the version with the blood)