I have this little song I sing to my daughter. It's very short and it goes like this: "Her name is Arianna and I love her so much."
I told you it was short.
Every once in a while, I shake it up and change the last part to "...and I love her 20%." She always laughs and corrects me and it's always big fun for us.
Except that today she looked up at me with a big grin as I was stirring her chocolate milk and said, "Daddy, I love you 20%."
It turns out that to hear that is 98% hilarious and cute, but 2% of it kind of stings. ;)