East of East Nashville, Hermit in Hermitage
"I'm drunk. U?""Way drunk now. Wish you were here.""Really wish you were here!""Can barely sefe [sic] to text. LOL""Whole body numb.""No more 4 me!""Brain gone.""Good nite. Love u."
I can't even drunk dial, let alone drunk talk. How does one even drunk text?!?
I believe that's from one of Shakespeare's sonnets, isn't it?
I have issue texting sober.Pretty impressive, if you ask me.
issues, rather, and I'm not even drunk.Dammit.
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