Someone I love was drunk-texting me last night. It started out fun and cute but quickly spiraled into something reading like a dying and lost explorer's last few journal entries.
"I'm drunk. U?"
"Way drunk now. Wish you were here."
"Really wish you were here!"
"Can barely sefe [sic] to text. LOL"
"Whole body numb."
"No more 4 me!"
"Brain gone."
"Good nite. Love u."
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I can't even drunk dial, let alone drunk talk. How does one even drunk text?!?
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I can't even drunk dial, let alone drunk talk. How does one even drunk text?!?
I believe that's from one of Shakespeare's sonnets, isn't it?
I have issue texting sober.
Pretty impressive, if you ask me.
issues, rather, and I'm not even drunk.
Dammit.
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