STOP & READ
Males: Pull up your pants where we do not see your underwear. Must have on shoes and shirt. No stomach showing or bad language.
Females: Pull your shirts down and cover your stomach. Must have shoes on and cover for bathing suits. No bad language.
We appreciate your cooperation and business. Thank you, Joann McNutt, owner.
I don't see any mention about long-haired freaky people, though. So the good boys from Five Man Electrical Band should be welcome. Or make that Tesla for you younger folks.