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I like Paris Hilton's spoof of McCain's recent "celebrity" comment regarding Obama. It sure beats her parents' whining about how McCain spends his campaign cash. Of course, McCain has responded to the spoof by applauding Paris Hilton's energy plan as being better than Obama's.

More locally, I liked this Craigslist Missed Connection: 

spilled beer on me at Def Leppard - m4w - 42 (nashville)

I hope this works out and is a romance for the ages ("rock of ages"?) just so that they can tell the sweet story of how they met one day to their grandchildren. "Your grandfather poured some sugar on me."