Me (somewhat quietly): I'm reading a story about a Tennessee legislator who wants to tax porn and eliminate the tax on groceries.
Wife: Tax corn?
Me (a bit louder): No. Porn.
Wife: Oh.
Three year old son: Daddy. What's porn?
Oops. I forgot that's why I was talking quietly in the first place.
Me: Um...I said "pourin." I was talking about rain. You know. "It's rainin.' It's pourin.' The old man is snorin.'"
Three year old son (smiling): Oh, I love that song.
Wife: Good save, honey.
Me: Thanks.
6 comments:
Too cute..great save :)
I agree, good save. But I also am certain he's going to remember that moment about a decade from now. Hehe.
Nice
You are one smart guy.
i agree... great save.
BUT... it will come back to haunt you later down the line.
fast forward 10 years ...
Son, what's this magazine I found under your mattress..
oh dad, it's pourin'..it's pourin..
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