Monday, October 15, 2007

All Chalked Out

Bystander #1: He was just walking along singing a little song and the car drove right up on the curb and hit him! It was terrible!

Bystander #2: If you ask me, I think the driver hit him on purpose. And that song he was singing was annoying as hell.

Police officer: And what song would that be now?

Bystander #2: I don't bloody know. It went something like, "Well, you know my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true." Bet your ass he didn't draw this up for hisself this morning.

2 comments:

The Middle Child said...

Bahahahahahahahaha! You are too much!

Muffy said...

That's. Frikkin. FUNNY!