Bystander #1: He was just walking along singing a little song and the car drove right up on the curb and hit him! It was terrible!
Bystander #2: If you ask me, I think the driver hit him on purpose. And that song he was singing was annoying as hell.
Police officer: And what song would that be now?
Bystander #2: I don't bloody know. It went something like, "Well, you know my name is Simon, and the things I draw come true." Bet your ass he didn't draw this up for hisself this morning.